- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
- Patrick star
- the bee movie
- do you like the colour of the sky?
- the mishapocalypse
We don’t talk about the mishapocalyse!
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder
ok but who cares if someone types
l ike th is
who cares you’re smart enough to read it
and people us ally ty pe like this s when th eyr e shakin g/crying
and to some people it’s just a habit but
who cares how people type who fuCKing cares. who cares. why do you care.
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE
aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY
In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny.
4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656
Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion.
From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.
I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.
You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.
Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.
Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.
"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"
my favourite pokemon are a bunch of fat eggs and I am very much okay with this
Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
What would America and Canada be called if they joined together?
The US of Eh
u know when u look at a light and there are fireworks everywhere you look for the next 3 minutes i think that’s cool because it’s like your own little party in your face
Canada’s rainbow money
Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.
Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t?
The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”
its called reading the numbers
americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men
I hear this way to often from my girlfriend and roommate.
Wow. Much jerk. Very dump. Such anger management. Better off now gurl. U rly doged a bullet. Wow.
Reblooging for the killer commentary by FrauL.
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t